Paranormal Romance Author
Mandy M. Roth
Vampires, Werewolves & Faeries...Oh My!
| Saturday, November 19, 2005 |
| Ah, the good old days... |
I got an email from a reader, laughing his butt off about my blog. I am so behind on this thing that its sad. Anyway, he really liked some of the entries from when I first started. His email had me rolling so I thought I'd repost the entry he liked so much.
MY NAME AIN'T RIO.... (entry from 04)
But I'm feelin' very Brazilian, or at least a certain part of me is. (hint, hint) There are many pros to this newfound freedom. I am now unconstricted. Velcro is my friend once more. No longer do I shy away from the maxi pad aisle. I can use adhesives without hesitation. Better than that I can now avoid the senseless squirm when my hubby decides to travel to exotic locations. The beaches have not only been combed they have been sandblasted.
The cons. For a solid two days after my newfound freedom my 'lips' were swollen. Can I just say ouch and get a hug? The incredible lengths we as women go to will never cease to amaze me. If I'm not plucking, I'm waxing, or sanding it (yes, you read that right). I'm Italian, why is it that I feel the need to fight nature? And what do you use to ease the discomfort? Chap stick? Udder cream? Can you approach the pharmacist with a stratight face? "Excuse me, Sir...my lips are chapped... can you help me?" Do you then have to elaborate further?
Do men go through this? NO! Do I have penis envy now? If it would ease the pain I would take one, thank you! ROFLMAO! I have no clue what I would do with it, and I'm thinking that my aim wouldn't be so good.
Hmm, moral to the story is that a tropical trip is a wonderful experience and can leave you feeling ultra sexy or utlra sore. Roll the dice, baby!
Mandy
(who is now wondering how long it will be before her mother calls to yell at her for writing this on the internet)
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Ah, yes, the good old posting days. |
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| Friday, November 18, 2005 |
| Technology Bites... |
It's been one of those weeks. My laptop bit it (Compaq Presario 2500...consider yourselves warned off that brand). My desktop, only like 3 mos old, this one is by same company, decided to stop loading up. I had to call tech service and try to convince the man that I really didn't see a bio screen because one had NOT loaded regardless how much I hit the f-ing F8 key. Oy. He then has me take the thing apart (call me geek squad of one...mandy) and disconnect then reconnect two cables to hard drive. It works. He hangs up. The bitch does it again!
Shane gets home, turns on big screen, it went. NO JOKE! The GDMF went. That would be fine if that wasn't the only room we all watch movies in. I'm thinking...whatever at this point. I go TV shopping with him because 4 boys (I soooo counted Shane) and no TV is never good, we find one. Shane then decides to drag me around the city only to come back to option one. YEAH, I was very nice and sweet to deal with. On the way home, the truck's driver side window stops going up and down. I'm not kidding. All this in one day.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......................
Needless to say, I'm writing a book with a lot of fighting going on. LOL |
| posted by mandymroth @ 9:31 AM |
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| Wednesday, November 02, 2005 |
| All that you don't want to know... |
Yep, that's right, I did an interivew. The Romance Studio suffered through having me (poor Katie). You can find it posted in the TRS Blue section of the site for the month of November.
Click here to read. |
| posted by mandymroth @ 7:53 AM |
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